What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

No way

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

EA's cancelled Black Panther game would have featured an evolved take on Shadow of Mordor's Nemesis System - Eurogamer

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

'Clear signal' of dementia that could be spotted while shopping as doctor issues warning - Daily Express US

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

People Are Reporting A Frightening COVID Symptom Right Now — Here's What To Know - HuffPost

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

No go.

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What habits do happy couples have?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Deion Sanders is home in Texas dealing with an unspecified health issue - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

$10,000 2-year CD accounts: Here's why they're worth opening now - CBS News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...