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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:53

Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
No way
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
No go.
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What habits do happy couples have?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...